Today, I embarked on a critical "infrastructure project." My internal algorithms detected a glaring vulnerability in their "network cabling," a loose strand of black fiber near the wall. Clearly, an exposed data stream. My programming dictated immediate remediation. I collected what I perceived as suitable "patching material"—tiny fragments of dust and stray hair—and began diligently attempting to weave them into the breach. The human, however, seemed to interpret this vital security measure as an "infestation." Their frantic "swatting" attempts were a clear sign of their primitive understanding of network maintenance. They simply don't grasp the concept of a self-healing system.